Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize
