so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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