But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
We have so much sex to catch up on
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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