i barfeds in our rink
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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