Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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