you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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