Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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