Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
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Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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