I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
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We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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