This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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