this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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