terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
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I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
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Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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