careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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