is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
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What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
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so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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