I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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