I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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