she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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