Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Drunk is not a location!
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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