The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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