just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
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Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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