do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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