Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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