so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
No subtext here. People are naked.
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My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
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i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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