Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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