That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
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Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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