we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The beer is more important than you right now.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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