Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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