I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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