I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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