Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Randomize
