Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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