Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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