i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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