Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
