I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
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I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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