Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
His nipple licking is glorious
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