did you get engaged???
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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