grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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