Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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