its not stalking. its research.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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