Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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