Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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