Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
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Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
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You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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