we have pet lesbian snakes
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Randomize
