just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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