I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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