I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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