I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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