We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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