If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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