How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
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I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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