i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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