I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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