Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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