Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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