Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I am in a vortex of obligation.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
What a dumb baby whore.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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